When you are filling out a claim for an accident with an auto insurance company you are required to answer questions about the accident and fill out some forms so your claim can be processed. Here are some funny ways some people answered those questions…
• The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
• I thought my window was down but found it was up when I put my hand through it.
• An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
• The guy was all over the place. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
• I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
• The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle.
• The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week.
• I was on my way to the doctor’s with rear-end trouble when my universal joint gave way, causing me to have an accident.
• As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
• I didn’t think the speed limit applied after midnight.
• The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front end.
• When I saw I could not avoid a collision, I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car.
• Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.
• The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
It can be delightfully hectic when it comes to cooking up Christmas morning breakfast. The crock pot can now be your best appliance in the kitchen with this easy yummy recipe, Crock Pot Carmel Pecan Rolls. These awesome treats are made with things you may already have in your pantry and fridge that definitely bring on the holiday spirit.
Imagine melted Butter, cinnamon, pecans, biscuit dough and brown sugar cooking up and filling your home with an amazing, get you out of bed, aroma. Get the rolls ready and pop into a slow cooker for 90 minutes and wa la, breakfast is served.
Thank you Recipes That Crock for sharing!
Get the Recipe Here Caramel Pecan Rolls
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays :}
Hopefully you are about finished your Christmas shopping or are to the bottom of your list. But what about an unexpected guest arriving for your holiday fare and you have no gift. Or a neighbor or co worker brings you a little something, you will want to return the kindness. Be prepared ahead of time…
A homemade food gift with the recipe makes a thoughtful gift with a personal touch. . Add a few decorations to a mason jar with your famous holiday cookies inside or a mixture for a special hot chocolate with a hand written recipe attached with some ribbon makes it special. Know someone who loves to bake? Give them a jar with a scrumptious brownie mix inside. Make these up ahead of time and you will be ready for the unexpected…
Delish.com has over 22 recipes in a jar from MM Cookies, Chocolate Peppermint Cookie Mix, Granola, Pancakes, Hot Cocoa, bread muffins and more. Check out their slide show with links to mixes in a jar recipes Here.
Here are some idea’s from MixesInaJar.com
Know someone who would love something other then food?
There are over 250 gift jar idea’s to choose from including breads and muffins , coffee and teas, breads and soups and more.
Merry Christmas :]
The preparation of the Turkey starts with whether it is fresh or frozen. No one wants to wake up Thanksgiving morning to a half frozen turkey, so defrosting ahead of time is essential. According to the USDA you will need at least 1 day per 4 -5 pounds of turkey defrost in the refrigerator.
Here is a chart for thawing in the refrigerator:
4 to 12 pounds – 1-3 days
12 to 16 pounds – 3-4 days
16 to 20 pounds – 4-5 days
20 to 24 pounds – 5-6 days
There is another method you can use by submerging the wrapped turkey in cold water and changing the water out every 30 minutes.
4 to 12 pounds – 2 to 6 hours
12 to 16 pounds – 6 to 8 hours
16 to 20 pounds -8 to 10 hours
20 to 24 pounds – 10 to 12 hours
Now that you have a defrosted turkey it’s time to move onto the next steps , preparing, stuffing and flavor.
Easy Roast Turkey for Beginners for the Holidays!
Stuffing with Sausage
How To Carve A Turkey
Wishing you a very Happy Thanksgiving!
In 1620 Pilgrims fled the Church of England in search of religious freedom. Little did they know when this journey would bring America a traditional holiday just over 200 years later celebrated every last Thursday of the month.
When the Pilgrims landed on Plymouth Rock they had no idea what the new world would offer them. Unfortunately they suffered from the harsh winter and failed crops resulting in many settlers perishing.
If it were not for an American Indian, Squanto and his people coming to the rescue many more may have not survived. The Indian’s taught the Pilgrims how to plant corn, squash and beans. By 1621 their crops were abundant and they shared their wealth with the Indians for a Harvest Celebration today known as Thanksgiving.
This harvest celebration was not for only one day, these people knew how to throw a party. The celebration went on for 3 days of feasting and games. Did they have Turkey? Yes, Wild Turkey and more than likely their feast consisted of Goose, Rabbit, Lobster and Codfish.. For the Pilgrims Wild Turkey was easy to hunt because they were in abundance and large in size. Even though they could fly, they could not fly very far.
They would have cooked their meat on over an open fire with a spit, a rod that would rotate on a frame with the help of someone turning the meat until cooked. They also had pots that could hang from the frame to simmer and cook the side dishes.
Over the years the other meats they had at their feast became scarce or very expensive. The Turkey remained the ideal meat to serve at Thanksgiving because not only is it affordable but low in calories, highly nutritious and delicious.
While we set out out best Chinaware for our table, the pilgrims ate from wooden plates, with spoons, knives and their fingers. Forks were not in Plymouth until the 18th century. As for the napkin, it was not placed on the lap, it was placed over your left hand shoulder hanging down the front so you could take a piece of meat with your right hand and wipe off your hand on the napkin.
It was not until over 200 years later that Thanksgiving Day was made an official holiday.
Sarah Josepha Buell Hale an American writer, influential editor and author of Mary Had a Little Lamb” spent 40 years campaigning for a national day of giving. She got her wish in 1863 when President Lincoln declared Thanksgiving a national holiday.
I know in my house Football is a big part of our Thanksgiving celebration. Since 1934 the Detroit Lions have brought the tradition of a game on Thanksgiving Day. They have played every year with the exception of WWII between 1939 and 1944. The Dallas Cowboys also picked up on this tradition giving us even more enjoyable football since 1966.Bringing on this football tradition also brought on the snacks before the big meal.
An estimated 375 Million pounds of Turkey are eaten every Thanksgiving,
65 million Sweet Potato’s are consumed
80 million pounds of Cranberry’s are eaten
55 million Pumpkin Pies are consumed
In 1955 fully stuffed, frozen and ready to cook Turkeys were introduced to the public.
For 50 years the President of the United States has pardoned a Turkey from Thanksgiving day doom, starting with Harry Truman.
Breaking the wishbone started with the Greek and Roman Empire who brought the tradition to Europe and the English brought it to America.
Stuffing recipes were also brought from Europe. In the first Thanksgiving it was possible that the birds and fish were stuffed with herbs, onions and oats. The most popular stuffing today is breadcrumb, cornbread and oyster.
Corn on the Cob was given to the settlers by the American Indians which was a part of the first feast.
Mashed Potato’s were not likely a part of the celebration as they had not been a part of the settlers diet in 1620.
Sweet Potato’s were a Native American vegetable and were most likely at the first Thanksgiving.
Pumpkin and Apple Pie are the most popular desserts at Thanksgiving. (Also enjoyed is Sweet Potato Pie)
1969 Astronauts enjoyed food packets of roasted Turkey and the trimmings in space.
The popular TV show Friends had a Thanksgiving episode in everyone of the their 10 years on the air.
The 3 most popular way to eat Thanksgiving left overs is sandwiches, soups and casseroles.
Make Turkey Pies! They are so delicious and really help with the left overs.
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